A True Story (of Love and English Board Games)
Once upon a time a man called Julian met a girl called Sandy on the The Daily Telegraph dating website.
After a lot of silly thoughts by email, and several months later, he plucked up the courage to ring her. “Is that Colonel Suffolk?” asked little Chloe. “No, it’s Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead piping” said Julian. “Is that Miss Scarlett in the kitchen with the revolver?”.
And then they got married and lived together in Suffolk with their 5 children, 3 dogs, 2 cats and 15 chickens